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"...as irreverent and at times as profane as rap, yet filled with pertinent issues and rebellious politics. Playwright Lemon needs only his pen to disarm the audience with pointed one-liners and thoughtful existential observations."
-- Variety


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

West Coast Premiere!

Jesus Hates Me
by Wayne Lemon


Jeezy Creezy WWJH?

 

Nov. 16 - Dec. 14
Thu. 8pm, Sun. 7pm

$25 General, $22 Seniors/ Students/ Military with I.D.

SPECIAL PERFORMANCES:
November 16 at 7pm: $40 OPENING GALA performance.
November 13 at 8pm: $20 PREVIEW performance (includes post-show talkback)

Synopsis

Somewhere in south central Texas among the tumbleweeds and trailer parks, is the "Blood of the Lamb" Miniature Golf Course. Under the gaze of a Wal-Mart mannequin transformed into Jesus on the cross at the 17th hole, this new play reveals the hilarity of a couple days in the life of an ex-high school football star as he tries to escape from his religious mother, bartending girl, a suicide attempting dishwasher, pot smoking cop, and beer swillin' good ol' boy. You know, the people he holds nearest and dearest to his heart.


Production Sponsor

Lear Family Foundation