The Eight Reindeer Monologues (2004)

Accusations, rumors and all-out attacks are flying fast and furious around Santa’s workshop this holiday season.  What’s the true story behind Rudolph’s unlikely rise to fame?  Does Mrs. Claus have a serious drinking problem?  Can St. Nick himself really be guilty of sexual harassment… against one of the reindeer?  And with all this going on, how can the spirit of Christmas be saved?  Go behind the tinsel and hear the truth about Santa straight from the eight reindeer who know him best.  What a doe says “No”, she means “No Way, Sucka!”

Note: This play contains extremely explicit language and subject matter, and is definitely not for kids.